Fools
The Fools' Guild is a trading and training organisation for clowns, jesters and other practitioners of slapstick humour. It is located in Ankh-Morpork, next door to the Guild of Assassins, for which it is often mistaken. The Guild was founded in 1567 as the Guild of Fools, Joculators, Minstrels, Buffoons and Mime Artists, but due to the peculiar predelictions of Lord Vetinari, who hangs mimes upside down in his dungeons in full sight of a placard reading "LEARN THE WORDS", the mime element has been dropped.

There are currently 89 Fools on the Discworld MUD.

Fools have the following specialisations:
 
 
 
 
 
The Fools' Guild primaries
Adventuring: 6
Crafts: 2
Fighting: 2
Covert: 2
People: 1
The Fools' Guild 89
Favorite melee
dagger   10
misc   5
sword   2
striking   2
polearm   1
axe   1
flail   1

Favorite defence
dodging   18
parrying   4
Favorite combo
dagger / dodging   9
misc / dodging   5
sword / dodging   2
striking / parrying   2
dagger / parrying   1
polearm / dodging   1
axe / parrying   1
flail / dodging   1
Guild members
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Member GL Rating Specialisation
1 Ain 375 0 the Fools' Guild
2 Inside 313 82,955 the Fools' Guild
3 Witirshnin
308 78,476 the Fools' Guild
4 Molasses 248 17,564 the Fools' Guild
5 Ptlepshut 243 0 the Fools' Guild
6 Fooliator 183 21,237 the Fools' Guild
7 WindSquirrel 157 0 the Fools' Guild
8 Kook 155 12,220 the Fools' Guild
9 Camp 144 12,603 the Fools' Guild
10 Ploppy 142 70,421 the Fools' Guild
11 Custard 116 11,019 the Fools' Guild
12 Mimsie 106 11,427 the Fools' Guild
13 Ysela 102 11,955 the Fools' Guild
14 Giacomo 98 11,704 the Fools' Guild
15 Honk 91 0 the Fools' Guild
16 starchmasks 87 10,601 the Fools' Guild
17 AckTest 58 0 the Fools' Guild
18 Pity 56 0 the Fools' Guild
19 Funderberk 11 4,384 the Fools' Guild
20 Foolish 9 5,128 the Fools' Guild
21 Cedric 1 0 the Fools' Guild
22 Roob 0 0 the Fools' Guild
23 ceps 0 0 the Fools' Guild
24 Bouvard 0 0 the Fools' Guild
25 Angus 0 0 the Fools' Guild
26 Mephtest 0 0 the Fools' Guild
27 Corian 0 0 the Fools' Guild
28 Caper 0 0 the Fools' Guild
29 April 0 0 the Fools' Guild
30 Dontask 0 0 the Fools' Guild
31 Buford 0 0 the Fools' Guild
32 EvenTest 0 0 the Fools' Guild
33 Starlight 0 0 the Fools' Guild
34 Capita 0 0 the Fools' Guild
35 Mysterie 0 0 the Fools' Guild
36 Capitest 0 0 the Fools' Guild
37 Ima 0 0 the Fools' Guild
38 Sulleke 0 0 the Fools' Guild
39 Kleio 0 0 the Fools' Guild
40 EvenSong 0 0 the Fools' Guild
41 Tump 0 0 the Fools' Guild
42 Sideshow 0 0 the Fools' Guild
43 Diaval 0 0 the Fools' Guild
44 Jangles 0 0 the Fools' Guild
45 Capitatest 0 0 the Fools' Guild
46 Fangled 0 0 the Fools' Guild
47 Becmi 0 0 the Fools' Guild
48 Truth 0 0 the Fools' Guild
49 Ack 0 0 the Fools' Guild
50 Myne 0 0 the Fools' Guild
51 Duraphugo 0 0 the Fools' Guild
52 igrvm 0 0 the Fools' Guild
53 Abner 0 0 the Fools' Guild
54 Perlith 0 0 the Fools' Guild
55 Toushun 0 0 the Fools' Guild
56 MintyGel 0 0 the Fools' Guild
57 Paco 0 0 the Fools' Guild
58 Utultar 0 0 the Fools' Guild
59 Tomhardly 0 0 the Fools' Guild
60 Berk 0 0 the Fools' Guild
61 Clem 0 0 the Fools' Guild
62 Haseo 0 0 the Fools' Guild
63 Melpomene 0 0 the Fools' Guild
64 Tyrex 0 0 the Fools' Guild
65 Gooseberry 0 0 the Fools' Guild
66 Ringley 0 0 the Fools' Guild
67 Neep 0 0 the Fools' Guild
68 Twirly 0 0 the Fools' Guild
69 Floof 0 0 the Fools' Guild
70 Mir 0 0 the Fools' Guild
71 Chuckles 0 0 the Fools' Guild
72 Buttercup 0 0 the Fools' Guild
73 Neigh 0 0 the Fools' Guild
74 Draub 0 0 the Fools' Guild
75 Maleficent 0 0 the Fools' Guild
76 Yorick 0 0 the Fools' Guild
77 Fen 0 0 the Fools' Guild
78 Deimos 0 0 the Fools' Guild
79 Snotshoes 0 0 the Fools' Guild
80 Miro 0 0 the Fools' Guild
81 TowedStool 0 0 the Fools' Guild
82 Reavull 0 0 the Fools' Guild
83 BarStool 0 0 the Fools' Guild
84 Mysteriis 0 0 the Fools' Guild
85 Raffa 0 0 the Fools' Guild
86 MylkStool 0 0 the Fools' Guild
87 GlitZi 0 0 the Fools' Guild
88 Pancake 0 0 the Fools' Guild
89 Skarfi 0 0 the Fools' Guild